I am gumpy, dumpy, and frumpy.
My Self-Summary
New year, new profile, new girl?
Bah, probably not.
Hello, my name is ricky and I am a geek. I work at Toys R Us in the
video game dept, so you know my collection is huge. I'm 27 years
old, I act younger, and I feel older.
I'm recently seperated (well, 6 months seperated is still recent in
my mind, dammit.) from a great girl, so my wounds are still a
little fresh.
What I’m doing with my life
I rock out. That's what I do.
I’m really good at
Eating food. You put a plate near me, it WILL be destroyed. Also, I
doodle, cook, game, rap, sleep, dance, and eat some more. And the
kids seem to find me funny.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm loud as hell.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books - Stephen King and Spiderman
Movies - Back to the future and anything Troma
Music - Too many bands to name. I like everything but country.
Nothing aganst it, just ain't my thing.
Food - Mexican and sushi
The six things I could never do without
1 - Cheesy horror flicks
2 - Taco bell
3 - The vidya
4 - The wonderful knowledge of the internet
5 - Random Simpsons references
6 - Hot jams on the jambox.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My life, and hopefully i'm not wasting it. Dope rhymes. Phat beats.
Tetris. Giant burritos. Monsters that I can't see yet. Monsters I
can see, just they are in people form. Pocket monsters. If anyone
is ever gonna read this profile and think, "He's not as pathetic as
he makes himself out to be. Come here you geeky stallion." or
something to that effect.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either working or saving the world.
You're welcome.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
Girls scare me. Seriously. I talk more than anyone else I know, but
you get me around a cute girl and I freeze in terror and just start
yammering. It would be funny if it wasn't ruining my life.
But you'll help me through that, right?
Damn...that was cheesy. I'm truly sorry. If we do get together, you
can hit me for that one. Just not in the face, that's my money
maker.
You should message me if
You wanna play marvel vs capcon 2 right now.